Thanks to DEI, You Can Be Stupid and Smart At the Same Time.

Is that your final answer, Sonny?

"Earlier this week a TV talk show host -- admittedly a low bar -- proved unequivocally that she's no Albert Einstein. Sunny Hostin, one of the five lizard-brains on "The View," said that the recent total solar eclipse (which occurs every 18 months somewhere and has since the beginning of our ability to know such things) was further "evidence of climate change," the second-favorite scapegoat of liberals after the killing of babies for all of the world's ills. Sunny also expounded on the emergence of cicadas due this spring as further proof, saying, "they haven't come out in 100 years!"

First of all, yes they have. They emerge every 17 years, somewhere. And secondly, oh my fucking God. So just how dumb is she? She is so dumb, she also thinks that earthquakes are caused by climate change.

But wait, there's more. Shockingly, besides being a talking head and author of several books, which actually got published, unlike the two I wrote that are funny and smart like me, she is a lawyer! And even worse, the Senior Legal Correspondent and Analyst for ABC News!

It can't be, you say? As Elaine famously said on "Seinfeld," "Oh, it be." 

But how can someone be so stupid and so smart at the same time? Just a guess, but Ms. Hostin is the daughter of a Puerto Rican mother and a black father. That certainly explains how she got into, and then graduated from, law school. The rest is DEI history.