Tuesday, June 28, 2022

About That Abortion Thing


Everyone should quit their bellyaching and take a look at the facts. I'm not suggesting that women (whatever they are) give up sex entirely. But there are times during the menstrual cycle when pregnancy is more likely to occur and other times when it isn't.  

There are also many products available, called birth control, that will prevent pregnancy. I suggest getting some of those.

In the event of pregnancy resulting from rape, go to your local pharmacy and get one of those "morning after" pills ASAP. Even if you aren't pregnant, it couldn't hurt. As for incest, you've got far bigger problems than being pregnant. Leave the home, call the police or get some family counseling.

If you must have sex constantly, like my old friend Joyce who often had dates involving intercourse with three different men in the same night at different times (and had six abortions over the years), just go to Maine or Vermont where abortion is legal. New England is lovely in the fall, and I hear the Disney Corporation will pay all travel and medical expenses for anyone in that predicament. 

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