Thursday, October 14, 2021

Life Could Be A Dream


I recently came across a question running around the Internet that was fairly interesting: What one thing on Earth would you delete? My mind was instantly flooded with so many things, it was hard to pick just one. Some things go without saying, like childhood cancer and tailgaters. Other things are a bit less in-your-face on a daily basis, but still, if they were gone, imagine how great life would be. Following are some of those: 

Mosquitos 

Laugh tracks (What are we, morons? We can't tell what's funny?)

MS-13 (and more like them)

Cancel culture

Spam

Poisonous snakes

Ticks

Political parties

Obesity 

Robocalls

Cigarettes

Flo (although she falls under Advertising, really she's become more than that.)




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