Friday, June 12, 2020

I Ain't Dumb Enough to Vote Democratic

I know, "ain't" is incorrect English. But just like presidential candidate Joe Biden, I'm trying to reach out to all people -- even those I assume to be ignorant -- since I feel I have an important message to share. Listen up, folks: things are going from bad to worse. Much, much worse. The reason is that nobody is in charge, and since there are 328.2 million of us, somebody should be. One bit of evidence is the current situation in downtown Seattle, where a large group of hooligans, assholes, thugs and just plain millennials have "taken over" a portion of that city's downtown and declared it to be a separate country, keeping people out and refusing to follow the orders of those in power in the United States.

Naming their country CHAZ (Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone), the children with guns put up barriers and occupied a six-block area of Seattle that formerly contained a police precinct. The police were forced out, or went willingly, I'm not sure which. But the Mayor of  that city, Jenny Durkan, a proud lesbian whose hatred for mainstream America and Donald Trump oozes from her pores and through the TV screen, is totally okay with the whole thing. Hey -- no problem if ordinary, moronic citizens on drugs want to take over, eliminate the police and run things for themselves! So what? In fact, Jenny calls their behavior "patriotic."

Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer showing their true colors: Yellow.

Add this to Princess Nancy and Prince Chuck showing up in kente cloth scarves last week, not to mention kneeling in Congress for eight minutes as their way of saying to outraged African Americans, "Please don't hurt us, we're with you," it's clear the Democrats should not get any more power than they already have. Remember that when you vote in November -- unless you are anarchist, then go for it.


No comments:

Post a Comment

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Big Deal.

The words "grandmother" and "grandfather" have been abused by scores of lazy news writers who lack a broad vocabulary to...