Monday, September 24, 2018

This Month's Lottery Winner

Well, that whole baking thing was fun but too much work. It's no picnic finding recipes and listing all the ingredients, and if you make a mistake someone could die -- either by food poisoning or their oven exploding if you get the temperature wrong -- so I'm done with that. Which brings me to Brett Kavanaugh.

My advice to Brett is to go into that Senate hearing and flip the bird to all the Senators, tell them to take their stupid SCOTUS job and shove it, then walk out and grab his wife and kids and go for a vacation in Hawaii for a couple of weeks. Okay, so his kids would miss school, but really, how nice a time are they having at school these days? Do you think anyone is bullying them or saying bad things about their Daddy?

It is possible that in his younger days, before his brain was finished forming -- they say it takes until age 30 in men -- that he drank a lot of beer and tried to score with chicks. This has nothing to do with the man he is now. But the Democrats, consumed by hate, won't stop throwing tantrums until they have virtually stoned him to death. Once again, I urge you to read Shirley Jackson's short story, The Lottery, to see how modern life works.

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