Tuesday, September 4, 2018

20 Things You'd Rather

Would you rather be itchy or nauseous?
Would you rather live happily until 20 or miserably to 85?
Would you rather have no hands or no feet?
Would you rather have a pet pit bull or a pet tarantula?
Would you rather have been a passenger on the Hindenburg or the Titanic?
Would you rather get food poisoning or shingles? 
Would you rather die in a plane crash or be the lone survivor? 
Would you rather eat brains from a cow or a squirrel?
Would you rather have moderate to severe colitis or the heartbreak of psoriasis? 
Would you rather work 8 hours a day cleaning sewers or washing dishes?
Would you rather be unhappily married or be always alone?
Would you rather go bald or get fat?
Would you rather fly first class to Ethiopia or coach to Hawaii?
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
Would you rather have quintuplets or remain childless? 
Would you rather read the entire works of Shakespeare or of Danielle Steele?
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Would you rather serve in Heaven or reign in Hell?
Would you rather get lost at sea or in a forest?
Would you rather hang out with Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?




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