Monday, February 29, 2016

Free At Last

Today being Leap Day, I am celebrating it by reveling in my newfound freedom. Breaking the chains of past addictions, I spent the last three days in Manhattan without eating even one bite of a cupcake from Magnolia Cupcakes. (Usually I have at least three entire ones.) Then last night I was driving on the highway home during the entire Academy Awards ceremony and so did not spy one speck of that miserable spectacle, not even a teeny piece of red carpeting.

It feels so good to be in control again. Never forget: change is possible.
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