To be politically correct this very minute, one must agree it would be fine to someday have a Muslim president lead us (even if it ends up being to slaughter), just so all the Muslims know we think they are a great bunch despite those few bad apples out there doing things we won't talk about here, or anywhere for that matter.
Also, to avoid being s scorned one must go forward with a pregnancy even if early tests suggest the fetus has Down's syndrome and thus will arrive with terrible deficiencies requiring more money and extra care and much more patience than the ordinary baby, and causing tremendous sadness and depression in the parents. But since we all agree they are wonderful people and we Americans don't discriminate against anyone for any reason (except registered Republicans, who suck), thus terminating such a pregnancy is considered a heinous act of discrimination against a particular "lifestyle" and may someday soon even be illegal, so you older pregnant ladies had better save up for your home care helpers now, just in case.
Here in America we of course hire the handicapped and now we also bake wedding cakes for gays even if we don't want to. Don't worry about having your own opinions, because to be an American is no longer to be a free thinker acting on one's core beliefs but to be a part of those huddled masses yearning to be free, but just yearning, since freedom has no place inside a flock. And a good American is an unswerving member of the flock, so quit that unnecessary "thinking" and just repeat the National Mantra, "Baa, baa, baa." Say that 50 times a day, every day, for the rest of your life. Oh, and vote for Hillary Clinton.
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