Friday, September 25, 2015

Lobster for Dinner!

Sorry to be so late with this news, but the Pope's visit has of course grabbed all my attention. Anyway, The Daily Droid has just learned that today has been designated as "National Lobster Day" by a resolution of the United States Senate. Don't panic -- if you hurry there is still time to participate, at least at dinner tonight. Just drop whatever you're doing right now and run out to get your bibs, butter, paper plates, ears of corn, red and white checked tablecloths, nutcrackers (for the claws), tiny forks, a giant pot for boiling water and of course lobsters, and whatever else you need to properly kill and consume as many as you can in celebration of this great day. And you'd better have a good story ready when you get up to those Pearly Gates, because I'm pretty sure that God is a vegetarian.
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1 comment:

  1. MitchSeptember 25, 2015 at 8:58 PM

    on what do you base that conclusion? The fish in the sea?

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