To make it easier for potential employers to reject my applications, I will include the following form along with my resume and ask them to check one or more, so at least I know the reason I can't get hired in Maine. It's quick and easy and I sure hope they'll do it!
We are not interested in hiring you because you:
We are not interested in hiring you because you: - Might be Jewish
- Seem like a New Yorker
- Are obviously from "Away"
- Used big words in your cover letter
- Look bad on Google
- Are too damn old
- Seem snooty
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