Some Questions for Hillary

That brooch doubles as a Secret Service agent.

There's a big to-do among the members of the press on both sides about the fact that candidate Hillary Clinton has  answered only 13 questions since she entered the race for president, and none of them had to do with anything important. This is indeed outrageous, ridiculous, egregious and all kinds of other things ending in "ous." I think that without further ado, she should answer a few of the burning questions we'd all like to know:

1. How come on some days you have really bad bags under your eyes and then like the very next day they are completely gone?
2. Can you recommend any particular products you use to get rid of them?
3. Do you find Botox injections painful?
4. Does it bother you that everyone likes Bill better?
5. Do you prefer being called Grandma, Granny, Nana, or one of those oddball nicknames like Opa or Boppie?
6. Where do you find such ugly jewelry, and why?
7. Do you wear pantyhose underneath all those pantsuits, and if so don't you find it hot and uncomfortable, especially around the waistline? (Maybe if you get elected you could get someone working on a solution to that age-old, or is it old-age, problem.
8. Aren't you tired of all this bullshit with all the boring old men in suits yet?
9. Wouldn't you like to just once be able to sleep in and schlep around in your bathrobe for an hour?