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| What's coffee got to do with it? |
Of all the evil corporations out there, and there are so many, surely none can compare with Starbucks. Tapping into man's overwhelming need for coffee, their mad scientists have twisted it beyond recognition while using the lure of caffeine to suck in customers. They're basically drug dealers.
Yesterday they came out with the big news
that, for a limited time only, they will be offering a mini Frappuccino
for those folks trying to save about 30 cents and a couple hundred
calories. They are so considerate. (Lol.)
Oh grow up: There's coffee, that rich, delicious, blood-pumping brew we all need to get the engine started, and then there's Chocolate Cookie Crumble Crème Frappuccino, available at your local Starbucks, and who the heck needs that? Even more, what the heck is it? Consisting of mocha "sauce" blended with vanilla syrup, chocolaty chips, milk and
ice, and topped with chocolaty whipped cream and chocolate cookie
crumbles, it doesn't even have the word coffee in its description on the Starbucks website. Besides, one wonders what makes something chocolaty rather than chocolate. Obviously, not real chocolate or they would call it chocolate. So exactly what is it?
I'll tell you what it is. Considering that their chairman and CEO is a man named Howard Schultz, it's a shonda for the goyim.
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