I could never be a celebrity because the absolute last thing I worry/care about is what other people, especially strangers, think of me. Here's my list of things I do care about, in order of their importance.
2. My son's health
3. My husband's health
4. My cousin Brian
5. The happiness of my cat
6. The health of my friends
7. The local weather
8. The health of Donald Trump
9. The state of the world
10. Local crime
11. How fat I am
12. My latest painting
13. My next flight
14. Getting food poisoning
15. Doing the laundry
16. Cleaning the bathrooms
17. My hair
18. What to make for dinner
19. Getting old
20. Car trouble
21. Mosquito bites
22. Bees
23. Dropping dead suddenly
24. The growth of antisemitism and ending up in a gas shower
25. What people think of me
My wife says “here boy! Good good boy” to our kitten, and he comes running!
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