Sez Who?

Yesterday I received a comment from Anonymous calling me a "regular moron." This bothered me on two counts. First, it was annoying that the person chose not to self-identify. And second, if I'm going to be considered a moron, I'd like to be a world-class moron, or a big, fat moron, not just a regular moron.

The practice of hurling epithets at strangers online is very popular these days. I do it myself, although I always use my real name and it's only in dire cases, for example when the person is a big, fat moron. I wish we could all do it IRL, like at a party where you're stuck in a corner with someone yapping away with no breaks and you're desperate to escape. That's when a nasty epithet would really come in handy.

So, to the person who called me a regular moron -- please come forward and tell me who you are so I can see just what kind of moron you are.