Trump Is No Normal Man

In one day we have all gone from being blindfolded in the cargo section, with no idea who was flying the plane, to sitting next to the pilot in the cockpit. Donald Trump's candor is truly a breath of fresh air as he speaks openly to the press and does it with a smile, replacing that mean gasbag Joe Biden who flatly refused to answer any questions, even those shouted at him by desperate reporters hoping for a few crumbs to take back tho their editors.

Despite the fact that he has been on office for exactly 24 hours, Donald Trump has done more to make Americans safe than Biden did in four years. And still the doofus Democrats insist on denigrating him, despite his apparent superiority to the two howler monkeys who just vacated the White House.

So far today I have seen many comments online calling him "Orange Man." I'm confused -- are we back in grade school? Is this the best they can do? Joy Behar, that talentless beast who yammers on The View along with the rest of the farm animals sitting beside her, said yesterday, "This was not a normal inauguration because he's not a normal person." She certainly meant it as an insult, but finally she got something right. Trump is not a normal person, and we can all thank God he is running the country after a "normal" man all but ruined it forever.