Bill Maher's Nose

I am elated that we have said goodbye to Biden, Harris and most of all, press secretary Raggedy Ann, a.k.a. Karine-Abdul-Jeanne-Pierre-Trudeau or whatever the heck her name was -- the ultimate poster child for DEI hires if ever there was one. 

President Trump has come out swinging, making many executive orders with the sweep of his black Sharpie. But there's one more he must make to satisfy the American people and get things back on the right track. That is to abolish, once and for all, that televised cesspool known as The View. Imagine how great life could be without those ignorant harridans spreading their childish hate. 

And while Trump is busy issuing pardons, he could help restore civility by pardoning Bill Maher from the airwaves. That so-called comic is not only never funny but his giant nose looks like it's made of Silly Putty and thus is quite disturbing whenever it pops up on television, bringing his face along with it. 

Of course, ending the wars in Ukraine and Gaza would be terrific, we can all agree. But banning angry, ill-informed celebrities who get paid enormous salaries to twist the truth would sure help all of us here at home to rest easier.