Just Call Her "Loser"

These days the news is full of nonsense. A perfect example involves the FBI, which last summer failed to alert President Trump that an armed man was spotted in the area of his rally in Butler, PA, allowing him to go on stage where the guy took several shots at him, grazing his ear and almost killing him, is busy trying to ascertain whether or not the terrorist who rammed his truck into a crowded street market in New Orleans on New Year's Eve "acted alone." 

Who cares? The guy is dead, as are 15 innocent people who were out having a good time. Certainly there are other Arab Muslims with ISIS leanings walking among us who will do the same eventually, you can bet on that. We'll find them after they do it, like always.

Similarly, TIME magazine has printed an article about the fact that Kamala Harris, our current VP, will be "forced to swear in" three new senators who have mispronounced her name in public. Are they kidding? First of all, how is this news? Secondly, what difference could it possibly make to her, or anyone, if one says KAM-ala or Ka-MAL-a or whatever-the-fuck? She should just make it simple for everyone and change her name to LOSER. It's much easier to pronounce and so very apt, nobody would ever get it wrong.