Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Low Crimes and Miss-Demeanors


I haven't tuned in to watch any of the trial coverage for Donald Trump's latest non-crime case, but I have heard snippets on my car radio about the testimony of Stormy Daniels, the slut/call girl/porn star he had a fling with 18 years ago. Some of the the things that the news editors have chosen to highlight reveal just how serious the matter is:

Stormy asked Trump about Melania and he said, "Don't worry about her, we don't even sleep in the same room!!!!" 

Trump let Stormy try on his Super Bowl ring. And it was really big, she could fit two of her fingers inside it!!!! 

Trump wore silk, or maybe satin, pajamas one of the times she met with him in his hotel room!!!! 

Funny thing, I read an article in the Wall Street Journal the other day about how separate bedrooms are becoming more popular with the younger generations, and how they can actually be instrumental in increasing marital happiness. But 18 years ago it was different I guess; back then it apparently meant you should never be elected president. Anyway, I've heard enough. Lock him up.

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