God Needs A Vacation

The fact that Kate Middleton has cancer is bumming me out big time. She's a Princess, after all, just like the ones in all those Disney movies! Besides being beautiful, gracious, kind, generous and just plain lovable, she's the mother of three small children who need her and the wife of the future King of England. 

It's outrageous that God gave her cancer when so many despicable, horrid people who nobody gives a damn about because they are mean, ugly and selfish get to live a long life with nary a thing wrong with them. (I won't name names but the ladies on The View come to mind.) 

If a Princess can get cancer, clearly nobody is safe. The fact that this wretched disease struck one of His own angels on Earth is ample proof that even God makes mistakes. We should all stop praying for a few weeks and give Him a much needed break.