God Help the Democrats (Please!)

Okay, so we have a two-party system of government. I get that. And most people are fervently devoted to their party and its policies. I get that too. But, as it says in the Constitution, "When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another," that time is definitely right now.

I mean really, Democrats, you cannot be serious. Joe Biden, even when a young man, was nothing to write home about, but now at age 80 he is clearly a mental midget -- oops, I mean little person, I'm pretty sure you can't say midget anymore. But you get my point. Plus he seems not to be in such great health, and who knows how long he's got left what with all those chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream cones he loves so much. So should the worst happen and he dies in office, what are we left with? You-know-who for president.

What a joke. Is there a person alive, in either party, who doesn't get the willies thinking about Kamala Harris as the president? Of supposedly the most important nation in the world? Meaning, Kacklin' Kammie would be the most powerful person in the world. Oh please.

So of course they, meaning the Democrats, surely must have other plans. They're dumb, granted, but not that dumb. So who will it be? Michelle Obama seems likely since her husband is obviously The Man Behind the Curtain and has been since Biden first took office. And Michelle, being black, checks that important Woman Of Color box that's so popular these days in D.C.  (You heard it here first, remember that.)

I implore you God, to get on this as soon as possible and propel the best Republican candidate to victory before it's too late and I'm forced to wear a yellow armband in public.