The Dallas M-words

One of the Dallas Cowboys

The owner of the Dallas Cowboys had to apologize yesterday for using a normal word that has now been turned into a slur by the  woke dimwits who are constantly on guard for anything offensive. Jerry Jones said midget, which is now properly called the M-word. Yes, really, that's what you have to say in 2022.

Apparently saying "little person" is the preferable term and is not offensive to those of short stature, although personally if I were an M-word myself I would rather be called a midget than a little person, which brings to mind either a toddler not worth listening to or a miserly, unintelligent sort who never picks up the bar tab.

As for the word "cowboy," it seems explicitly sexist! Shouldn't it be the Dallas Cowpersons, or at the very least the Dallas Cowmen? Are they all little boys on that team, or is it a team of adult M-words?

J-word C-word, life is hard enough without looking for a slur under every rock. Why are most people such A-words?