Unlike Hillary Clinton, whose basket of deplorables is huge and filled with half the citizens of America (see photo), mine is very small. Teeny, in fact; there are just two people in it, and I'm pretty sure you can guess their names.
One of them is female, a pathological liar who wouldn't know the truth if it smacked her in her grinning ear-to-ear Botoxed face. She says one thing to the rich and something else to the poor, pandering all the while to those oh-so-important LGBTs like they're gonna save us from ISIS and all-out war with Russia. Just one of her thousands of mannish pantsuits could probably feed a family in Haiti for a month. (And FYI, she owes the people of Haiti "big time," according to a friend in the know who witnessed her "charitable foundation's" botched "help" firsthand years ago.)
The other is also a pathological liar --pretty much all politicians are -- who says some good things among all the atrocious things, but the atrocious things far outweigh the good ones. He has the temperament of an adolescent boy which makes him popular in our very immature society wherein people eat pizza and have breadsticks as a side dish and cinnamon buns for dessert. He's funny, but for the wrong reasons. (Except for Rosie O'Donnell.) Worst of all, I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to be president anyway and never has, so what a waste of our time.
So who's in your basket?
One of them is female, a pathological liar who wouldn't know the truth if it smacked her in her grinning ear-to-ear Botoxed face. She says one thing to the rich and something else to the poor, pandering all the while to those oh-so-important LGBTs like they're gonna save us from ISIS and all-out war with Russia. Just one of her thousands of mannish pantsuits could probably feed a family in Haiti for a month. (And FYI, she owes the people of Haiti "big time," according to a friend in the know who witnessed her "charitable foundation's" botched "help" firsthand years ago.)
The other is also a pathological liar --pretty much all politicians are -- who says some good things among all the atrocious things, but the atrocious things far outweigh the good ones. He has the temperament of an adolescent boy which makes him popular in our very immature society wherein people eat pizza and have breadsticks as a side dish and cinnamon buns for dessert. He's funny, but for the wrong reasons. (Except for Rosie O'Donnell.) Worst of all, I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to be president anyway and never has, so what a waste of our time.
So who's in your basket?
I've driven by that building! The Longaberger Basket company. First time I saw it I wasn't sure what the hell I was looking at. :)
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