"Take it easy sir, you'll just have to be a little patient."
How many performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, I left at intermission.
This duck walks into a drugstore and says, "Gimme some Chapstick-- and put it on my bill."
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
"Hop in."
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible but the reception was great.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler.
If the black box survives a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made out of the stuff?
Two penguins are standing on an iceberg. One penguin says to the other, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin replies, "So who says I'm not?"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
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