Before You Say "I Do"

Please don't conclude that I don't love my husband, but I sure don't see why all the gays are so happy they can get married. Sure, they want and deserve the same legal rights and financial perks as anyone else, but the rest of the deal is dubious at best. For example, you always have that same person there all the time. And if they have annoying habits, which can surface after a given amount of time, like to pick a number at random say 28 years, those habits can get pretty damn annoying.

You have to discuss everything, like the color of new carpeting in your bedroom. And if they want to go out on a sunny afternoon because "it's such a beautiful day" but you want to stay inside just because that's what you feel like doing, somehow you are letting your partner down. And if they call out someone's name in their sleep and you ask them about it and they say they don't know anyone by that name, it's somewhat troubling if you are married whereas if it were just some one-night stand you wouldn't care at all.

These things must be considered.

Just saying.