Mothers of the Year

Those lips should make her a big hit in prison!

"A California mother who left her two young sons strapped in a hot car while she underwent a cosmetic procedure has been sentenced to 15 years to life in prison after one of the children died."

So many things are wrong with the paragraph above, it's hard to know where to start. For example, it leaves out the possibility of the death penalty. The article continued:

"Maya Hernandez, 20, of Visalia, was sentenced after pleading no contest last month to involuntary manslaughter in the death of her 1-year-old son, Amillio Gutierrez.

"Hernandez left Amillio and his 2-year-old brother locked in a parked car on June 29, 2025, as temperatures soared to 101 degrees in the area, while she went inside a medical spa in Bakersfield for lip filler injections."

Dead tummy-tucker.

People who have cosmetic procedures falsely believe that changing their looks will change their lives or who they are, but in reality they either remain idiotic or die, like the 47-year-old influencer who recently passed away from complications of a tummy tuck, which she documented to her thousands of Instagram followers. She had three kids and a husband but still needed to have a flatter stomach.

How is this my species?