Friday, December 29, 2023

Worst Person of the Year

Sexy, pathetic, deranged 81-year-old Martha
Young wholesome Martha

Martha Stewart, once a wholesome home decorating, flower-arranging and cooking maven, is now 82 years old and stays busy between plastic surgery procedures by pawning herself off as a sex object. It's just too sad to contemplate. Her latest is an Instagram selfie (there have been others like the photo above) showing her in a nightgown standing in front of her bathroom mirror, looking oh-so-pouty with her blonde Barbie hair in disarray and a hint of cleavage between her sagging boobs.

How anyone can live to be that old and still think that looking "sexy" matters in this world beset with wars and hatred and environmental collapse is beyond my comprehension. I guess she learned a lot in prison.

Pertinent footnote: My husband just asked what I'm writing about and when I said Martha Stewart, he replied, "Is she still alive?" 



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