Friday, October 13, 2023

Happy "Jihad Day"

A former Hamas leader has called for today to be a "Day of Jihad" for all Muslims the world over.  I'm not sure what that means but it can't be good. So far today a high-school teacher in France has been murdered by a former student, a loyal Muslim who one can assume was just following orders.

Some Jewish schools and synagogues in New York and other large cities will be closed today, just to be safe. I plan to celebrate by staying home, closing all the shutters and blinds, bolting all the doors, and then baking little Hamas gingerbread men cookies and chopping off all their heads.

It's literally the least I can do.


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