Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Food Fight in the House

Sadly, it seems the Republicans can't even play nice among themselves, forget getting along with the Democrats. That smarmy Rep. Matt Gaetz from Florida, who looks like a porn star and according to some women behaves like one too, went on the warpath against his own party's elected leader and somehow managed to get him thrown out. So now the little lost lambs we call our "leaders" don't have a Speaker of the House and are having to waste our money and their time trying to get a new one.

Hopefully, after they clean up all the tar and feathers flung at Kevin McCarthy and finish repainting Nancy Pelosi's old office they'll find someone to be their new boss and actually do some legislating. Here are just a few of our country's problems, and none of them have the words Hunter or Biden in them:

1. Rampant crime in all of our major cities, with little punishment.

2. Extensive homelessness in all of our major cities, involving public urination, defecation and possibly the next plague.

3. Illegal drug dealing in all of our major cities, causing thousands of overdose deaths.

4. The incredible ignorance of most public school students in all of our major cities, leading to numbers 1, 2 and 3 on this list.

 




1 comment:

  1. Looks like you got a good start, more to follow with the current regime.

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