Democrats for Dummies

Hillary punishes Debbie and offers tips on emailing.

Poor Debbie Whasserface-Shitz. Not only does she have bad hair, but now she has been outed as another ditzy Democratic dingbat who doesn't understand the concept of privacy when it come to emails. Debbie, Debbie, didn't you learn anything from the mistakes made by Hillary's recent hacking and subsequent shellacking? You must never say bad things in emails! That is really the only lesson you need to learn. Now just write that 100 times and then go sit in the corner until they find a job for you that you won't screw up.

Oh but wait, they already found a job for her running Hillary's campaign! That's perfect!