Friday, July 22, 2016

Tweeting Celebrities


Celebrities famous for no reason make me nauseous and Twitter makes me depressed, so it follows that tweeting celebrities who broadcast their every thought to millions of strangers make me want to kill myself. 
 Or them. 
 I won't do it though. 
 Instead I will go take a shower.

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