Friday, May 9, 2014

Older and Wiser

I have not yet seen the news this morning so I'm not up to speed on the whole Nigerian-kidnapped-girls thing, and I think I might try an experiment and stay that way. Instead I'll just be in my own head and see if that feels better.

Not that being in my own head is such a picnic. In fact, I woke up moments ago from a disturbing dream which I am just now interpreting, and I'm pretty sure it had to do with my own kidnapping years ago--I was four--which really happened. I won't start describing it since that's even dumber than when people relate in detail the plot of a movie or TV show they saw but you didn't like it matters, which it does not since obviously if you cared at all you would have seen it. Suffice it to say that in the dream I was abducted (at my current age) by a crazy lady driving a car around the Las Vegas casino strip and in real life I was taken by a crazy lady schlepping around Coney Island Amusement Park, and you don't have to be a shrink to figure that one out.

I've grown.


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