Hate Monsanto
Love the Obamas
Hate Joan Rivers because she said a bad thing
Don't admit to eating red meat
Watch "Dancing With the Stars" and really care
Always be reading the #1 book on the New York Times list
Be in a book club
Read only the New York Times
Drive a Prius or something like it
Have a Twitter account
Desperately want Hillary Clinton for President
Worship Oprah
Be overweight and proud of it
Hate every Bush but Barbara
Eat organic everything
Embarrassed to be white
Hate Rush Limbaugh with a passion
Disrespect FOX News
Adore Rachel Maddow, John Stewart and Stephen Colbert
Drink decaf chai tea or latte
Stay hydrated
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