Friday, July 5, 2013

How to Eat a Mallomar

I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAS NO IDEA WHAT A MALLOMAR IS. THIS IS STUNNING NEWS.

She grew up in Utah so maybe that explains it. 
Whatever, she now has heard of them, but she has no idea how to eat one. 
There are many ways, I suppose, but I think the best one is this:

1. Bite into the chocolate covering carefully, cracking it. 
2. Eat off little pieces of the chocolate until just the marshmallow mound remains.
3. Suck on that, or swallow it whole, or do whatever you want.
4. Save the little graham cracker cookie on the bottom for last.

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