Thursday, February 23, 2012

Talking Points

Things nice people don't talk about:
Racism
Fear of death
Gangs inside prisons
Partial-birth abortions
Nursing homes
Chinese sweat shops
Obama's middle name
How diamonds are mined
How fat Oprah is again
Their gay children
Sex
Money

Things nice people love to talk about:
Diet and exercise
Football
Restaurants
Home renovation projects
Who will host the Oscars
The latest dead celebrity
Growing vegetables
Movies
Those horrid Republicans
Gay marriage and how it's fine with them
Their pets
Who's pregnant
Their hair



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