Monday, March 7, 2016

Nude Bathroom Selfie

My nude bathroom selfie.
In my effort to remain above the fray, outside the box, and beyond the pale, I try to steer clear of trending topics that are insanely popular with the public. This explains why my books don't sell, my blog makes no money, and my paintings adorn my own walls. I do not claim to "be the change you want to see in the world," but I can claim to wanting to be a teeny part of it. To that end, I try in earnest to ignore the detritus of our society, but it's hard.

For example, I just now read that the famous-for-nothing celebrity Kim Kardashian has today posted "nude bathroom selfies" online. This news is of course in no way related to my life or in fact anyone's life except maybe Kim's mommy, who surely must weep silently into her pillow every morning when she awakens about how her daughters turned out and that her former husband of fourteen years now has bigger boobs than her.

But back to that selfie: Nude I understand, but bathroom? Is she sitting on the toilet? Soaping in the shower? Or just standing in the middle of the bathroom?  I'll never know since I want to be part of that change I mentioned. Still, one wonders just how low a Kardashian can go.


  1. the woman who you wrote about is in her bathroom standing in a mirror. She's a cow. Also every time you mention her name she gets more famous. As for the mother I'm sure she's thrilled.They have a lot of money so any way the less they are mentioned the sooner they go away