|My nude bathroom selfie.|
For example, I just now read that the famous-for-nothing celebrity Kim Kardashian has today posted "nude bathroom selfies" online. This news is of course in no way related to my life or in fact anyone's life except maybe Kim's mommy, who surely must weep silently into her pillow every morning when she awakens about how her daughters turned out and that her former husband of fourteen years now has bigger boobs than her.
But back to that selfie: Nude I understand, but bathroom? Is she sitting on the toilet? Soaping in the shower? Or just standing in the middle of the bathroom? I'll never know since I want to be part of that change I mentioned. Still, one wonders just how low a Kardashian can go.