If He Did It

You may remember OJ's book entitled "If I Did It," in which he detailed how he would have killed his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, if he had. Inspired by that, I hereby theorize how Savannah Guthrie's brother-in-law, Tommaso Cioni, would have abducted her, if he had. And based on my years studying at SVU University under professors Olivia Benson and Eliot Stabler, I feel confident I'm correct.

Cioni wouldn't have done the dirty deed himself. Instead, he would have hired two goons from Mexico, which is just an hour away from Tucson where the abduction occurred. He would have given them the key to the house and a floor plan of where everything was located, including Nancy Guthrie's bedroom and the interior cameras.

Sadly, I must say that this theory supposes the goons killed Nancy and hid her body somewhere in the desert in Mexico. Then Ciono crafted the ransom notes.

The reason the reward is so low is that Cioni did it for the inheritance he and his wife, Nancy's other daughter, would receive, and thus did not want to drain the coffers. So he advised the family to offer a small reward, and for some reason they agreed.

That's it.