Go Fund Me, Please

Eric Dane and daughters.

Last week I slipped on the ice while carrying four heavy bags of groceries into my house and since then I have been in a lot of pain with a torn soleus muscle in my calf and a sprained ankle. Not only that, I am also grieving because the actor Eric Dane died and I liked him a lot back when he played Dr. Mark Sloane, a.k.a. McSteamy, on Grey's Anatomy. 

And not only that, but my beloved cat is 19 years old and has lost a lot of weight and doesn't play much anymore and hardly eats anything. And now it's snowing really hard outside and very cold and windy too and we may lose power. So please, help me out!

I would set up a GoFundMe page for myself but apparently that's just for rich people. Like the aforementioned recently deceased Eric Dane, who died with a net worth of approximately $7 million, but still his two teenage daughters need help! Although they live with their mother who is very much alive and an actress herself, with a net worth of $5 million, still they need money for things, like private school and paying the pool boy and going to summer camp and on skiing vacations, and judging by the photo shown here, food!

So if you want to help me out, just email me at andreajrouda@aol.com and I will send you my Venmo address. Thank you.