Musk Derangement Syndrome

Protester suffering from late-stage MDS.

You gotta hand it to the Democrats! Now that Trump Derangement Syndrome is on the decline, with at least half of all Americans applauding the actions of our new president to alleviate waste and fraud in government and block criminals coming into our country at formerly unprotected borders, they have invented a brand new disease that is sweeping the country: Musk Derangement Syndrome (MDS).

The symptoms of the two diseases are identical: blinding fear of change, disabling jealousy of the rich and crippling intolerance for differing points of view. Hopefully MDS will not spread to the same degree as TDS did, as the only hope for our country is for all of us to get behind the government and stop fighting progress.

Both Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Chuck Schumer have severe cases of the disease which has rendered both of them brain-damaged and seeing Nazis everywhere. Fingers crossed a cure will be found soon.