Great is Good In My Book

I never liked Joe Biden, even when he was young. Hardly anyone did. How could you? He's always been a lying, cheating racist! Yet here he is, holding our highest office in the land and making a mockery of our country. The old geezer actually said just yesterday, in a rare TV appearance, that the "entire trouble at the border" is the fault of Donald Trump! 

Of course he also said he spoke with a dead French President Mitterand just a few weeks ago, so you can't really take the guy at his word. Yet much to the amazement of everyone, the Democrats have nobody ready to replace him, unless you count California's Governor Hair Gel, whose sanctuary state is a hornet's nest of problems and evidence of his dubious leadership abilities, or Vice President Giggles, whose expertise in absolutely nothing is on display daily.

Hey, here's an idea: How about we elect someone with a sound history of success in many ventures, including running the country, who wants to make America great again? Sounds good to me. After all, great is what we all want to be, right? Except for the Democrats, who somehow see it as a negative. I wonder what they want to make America?