Where's My Free Diploma?

I saw a headline, one among many, that read, "What To Do Now That Student Loan Forgiveness Is Off the Table." 

Here's a crazy idea I offer (for free) to those students who are stunned and shocked by yesterday's SCOTUS ruling: How about you pay it back yourself? 

Here's another crazy idea: Don't go to college if you can't afford it. 

If it's so hard to figure this stuff out, maybe college isn't the right path for you.