Nobody Likes a Glam FLOTUS

America hates Melania Trump because she is just too damn beautiful! This is evidenced by the recent Twitter storm against her just-released "official White House portrait," wherein she is criticized for her too-perfect face and too-perfect hair and too-manicured nails by all the fat, ugly ladies sitting home on their big butts and getting uglier by the minute. They all loved Michelle Obama because she was the opposite of beautiful and didn't make anyone feel bad about themselves, which is apparently part of the job of being First Lady.

It's sad. She should tell everyone to fuck off in every one of the six languages she speaks.