Thursday, November 7, 2013

Don't you wonder...

who is Joe Bornstein? 
why the Jews didn't get out of Poland while they still had a chance?
if your screens are made from transvaginal mesh?
what catheters do?
where the stock market is?
how surgeons cut people open without fainting?
why butchers are less respected than surgeons?
whatever happened to Michelle Obama?
why it's so expensive to execute someone?
why heroine and heroin are spelled so alike?
how black children adopted by white people can stand it?
why no black couples adopt white babies?
if anyone's ever had an erection lasting more than four hours?
what is the appeal of Hillary Clinton?
Dan Akroyd's impression of John Goodman.
why only some states have helmet laws?
whatever happened to AIDS?
whatever happened to SARS?
how people leave dogs locked inside cars?
why people eat popcorn at the movies?
how Dan Akroyd got so fat?
how lawyers defend criminals they know are guilty?
why L. L. Bean lets you return things that are obviously used?
why southerners talk that way?
how language started?
if we evolved from apes why are there still apes?
how they do dry cleaning and plus it's so quick?
how anyone can believe God made everything in seven days?
if Santa Claus knows the Tooth Fairy?
why people go to the movies when they could see it at home?
who thinks Conan O'Brien is funny?
why they still make pennies when they cost more than a penny each to produce?
how anyone knows it's just the tip of the iceberg?
how circumcision got to be so popular?
why a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?
why poor Haitians are considered worse off than poor people in other countries?
how all those magazines make money?
if bologna is different from baloney and if not why are there two words?
what is a hand-basket and why would you take it to Hell?
why people who get those arm sleeve tattoos to be different all look exactly alike?

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