Sex Is More Popular Than Death

News Flash: You will die someday. I know -- you don't like thinking about it, or talking about it, but it's true. And lately it's been on my mind more than usual because my husband has recently plunked down many thousands of dollars for a burial plot and headstone in a local cemetery, along with the promise of someone putting him into it, because he knows that if he dies before me I wouldn't do it because I think it's barbaric to stick a body inside a box and lower it down six feet under dirt, leaving it to rot. I prefer cremation, which seems more ethereal -- and also way cheaper.

I wanted some opinions on the subject and so asked ChatGPT, "Are there any websites that discuss the subject of death?" The answer came back that yes, there are several, and it listed three, only one of which opened when I clicked on it. Then I asked ChatGPT, "Are there any websites that discuss the subject of sex?" The answer came back that yes, there thousands of websites that discuss sex.

I was disappointed, since I don't need any advice or opinions or instructions or information about sex, but I'm clueless about the subject of death. I'd love to know if spending money that could be used for something charitable or beneficial to society or educational or just plain fun in this lifetime is better than buying a hole in the ground and some people to lower you into it sometime in the future.