Sunday, July 20, 2025

Antisemitic Lox?


This being Sunday morning, we were excited to enjoy some delicious lox with fresh bagels and cream cheese. But when we opened the package it seemed very odd -- soft and mushy and oh-so-orange. Turns out the ingredients list included four different food dyes: RED, YELLOW, BLUE and ORANGE! Yikes! Plus sugar, nitrates and a lot of other ingredients we could not pronounce.

WHO PUTS FOOD DYE AND SUGAR IN SALMON? HAMAS? THE AYOTOLLAH?

We rushed it back to the store for a full refund and exchanged it for some real fish.

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