Bye Bye, Kamala!

It's like my dream come true: Today's paper contains not one photo or article about you-know-who. Despite raising a billion dollars during the campaign, just a week later she'd barely get enough for a Happy Meal if she stood on a street corner with a sign saying, "Deeply in debt, anything helps." 

This is as it should be, since her stairway to the stars -- including Oprah, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Robert DeNiro, Lizzo, Queen Latifah and the rest of those glitzy lapdogs -- was built on mere quicksand.

If only all the sad Democrats could recognize that our election gifted us a strong leader instead of that lamebrained follower, the doom and gloom of the last four years would be lifted. Instead, they wallow in misery and cling to the baseless belief that all Republicans are scoundrels and Donald Trump is a threat to democracy.

As Kamala herself said repeatedly in the last few months, it's time to turn the page. Rise up and rejoice: Not only is Trump going to be President, but Sen. Marco Rubio will be Secretary of State. Finally I will sleep soundly again. Now all we have to do is make it to January 20th without incident. Fingers crossed that the dismal duo currently at the helm doesn't blow it before then.