The Worst Person In America, Part Two

I hope you don't think I am a racist because the last designated Worst Person was also black, but hey, it is what it is. And speaking of racists, today's winner of the WPIA award is Joy Reid, that creepy lady who has her own show on MSNBC, the station nobody watches.

Joy is even worse than Whoopie Goldberg, our last awardee. At least Whoopie wears dreadlocks, which is a black thing and a black thing only -- just ask Zac Efron, who was berated across the Internet when he posted a photo of himself on Instagram sporting his new hairstyle. 

Within seconds he was called out for "cultural appropriation." But Joy dyes her black hair bright blonde, definitely not a black thing, and thinks nothing of it!

That horrible witch has posted a maliciously mean Thanksgiving Day message in which she excoriates all Trump voters and says hateful things about the man himself, who by the way is her next president too. She has done the same for the past three years, insulting, denigrating and ranting about how terrible all Republicans are and in fact anyone who doesn't think as she does.

Today I will be truly thankful if Joy fatally chokes on a turkey bone and moves on from here to disgust and terrorize the poor devils in Hell. (As if it's not bad enough already down there.)