Friday, June 2, 2017

More Questions for Kathy Griffin

Would you like to see someone holding up a replica of your bloody, severed head?
Did you think President Trump's son would find your photo a laugh riot?
How many people do you think will be carrying Trump's severed head next Halloween?
Did you expect CNN to applaud your cutting-edge sense of humor?
Are you hoping this stunt will get you invited to fancy parties in the Hamptons? 
Did you seek anyone's advice before going forward with this photo?
Do you think crying about it in public will make people like you again, if they ever did?
Do you really believe that the public's outrage is only because you are female? 
Are you actually secretly ecstatic over all the publicity you are getting?
What are you doing New Year's Eve?

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