LGBTQIASOS

I must have been napping because the last time I looked it was just LGBTQ. I don't know when they added the I and the A, but they did. And even worse, I don't even know who "they" are. But if I could get in touch with "them" I would suggest they add SOS, which would cover so many people I know (including me) and stands for Sick Of Sex.

Come on now, just think about it: With deranged strangers shoving commuters off subway platforms and speeding trucks mowing down crowds at outdoor Christmas markets and lone gunmen locking down college campuses and suicide bombers destroying cities everywhere, is who you want fondling your genitals and whose genitals you wish to fondle so very important? Yeah, yeah -- I know what you're thinking: But Andrea, the LGBTQIA is the only group not federally protected! Well guess what, these days none of us are.