Saturday, April 2, 2016

Our Next President

It's probably best to clip these in private.
Good thing Donald Trump isn't going to be president or I might end up on Death Row. You know, that whole abortion thing making the woman pay, although he did retract his ridiculous statement after giving it some deep thought for about fifteen seconds. Admittedly abortion is a thorny issue. It surely is murder, that cannot be denied, but of what?

No matter, the procedure has been legal for years and there's no turning back since it's become quite popular, with many women using it as a form of birth control. Outlawing abortion now would be like making the act of clipping your toenails illegal, which it probably is in some indigenous tribe somewhere for all we know. It certainly is frowned upon in public right here in the USA, and several years back one unlucky New Yorker got a ticket for littering when he clipped his toenails while sitting on a Central Park bench.

Back to poor Donald: He had a great run, but it's likely over. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," or something like that. Bear in mind that Ted Cruz is no fan of abortion; he means it and is even worse than Trump. So, with Hillary so hated, and with good reason, I think we're looking at a President Kasich.

Remember, you read it here first.

2 comments:

  1. I certainly hear your issues with Trump and Cruz... But why exactly is Hillary so hated by so many? I guess I just slept through that part

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  2. A short list:
    - She demonized all the women that bill had dalliances with and made them the perpetrators rather than victims
    - She lied about benghazi to the families of the people that died
    - She pretended to have a concussion to delay hearings at the time and then, months later, said "what difference, at this point, does it make?"
    - she did all of her business as secretary state on private emails, shielded from view, and erased hundreds of thousands . . . much of this was classified (proven) in direct violation of law, and at least as egregious as violations that have brought down lesser gods such as David Petraeus . . . .
    not to mention
    - whitewater
    - vince foster
    - travelgate
    - rose law firm . . .
    and all the other ancient history.

    She is, in short, a pathological liar, a cheat, and a self-interested self-aggrandizing witch

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