Monday, June 16, 2014

'Memba Him?

You don't have to look very far for evidence of man's inferiority. In fact, this morning all I had to do was peer over the top of my coffee cup at today's paper and read the following: "Bill Clinton is by far the most admired president of the past quarter century, according to a new poll."

Who would trust this guy?
Lest you've forgotten, since now he's an older, thinner, white-haired second banana to his enabling wife, here are just a few of his accomplishments back in his prime:
Paula Jones (sued him for sexual harassment)
Gennifer Flowers (nude model with whom he had sex)
Monica Lewinsky (he ruined her life, she was 21, the blue dress)
Katherine Willey (sexual harassment charges)
Juanita Broaddrick (claimed he raped her)
Invaded Grenada on the day of his impeachment
"Don't Ask Don't Tell" (told gays in the military to just shut up)
Redefined the word "is"

The fact that he is admired by anyone for anything speaks volumes about our values as a nation and as a species.

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